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You grew up here.

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And he was right.

I made mention to my boss today that, “I been with you 5+ years, this aint my first rodeo.”

‘Coz that’s what people say in Houston and probably in all of this great, vast State of Texas.  This aint my first rodeo – or – Oh, he fucked that up good?  Musta been his first rodeo.

My boss stopped short, turned and looked me sternly in the face, “You grew up here.”

It wasn’t until later that I really thought about it but man-o-man, he was right.

When I first started in 2004, I had just turned 30 and was fighting it with all I had.

I was still young, I was still cool.

Suuuuuure I was.

On casual Fridays I wore tight ass (inappropriately so) kahki pants and Sha-Sha shoes with blue flames running up the sides.  I was more likely to have a helmet in my hand than a satchel.  Hair done to my waist.  Tattoos still fresh.  Ideals still firm.  Head still in the clouds.

Since then I’ve endured Hurricanes Katrina, Rita and Ike.  Moved from New Orleans to Houston.  Quit smoking.  Quit drinking (or at least on the level that we used to, fosho).  Take daily vitamins and fiber and worry about cholesterol and pressures.

I did grow up here.

I almost like it.

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IT’S WHO DAT NOT BOO DAT!

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Michael and I got “Boooo”ed at Wal-Mart for sporting our Saints gear.
Twice.
I had on my Shockey jersey; Michael had on his WHO DAT t-shirt (gotta get this boy a proper jersey!).
Why Shockey?
Dat’s why.
The first half of my day Saturday was spent volunteering at the Houston Public Library warehouse.
This was my first visit to the warehouse and I was as nervous as a whore in church.
I wanted to help AND be a part of the library “in” crowd.
The “in” crowd being aged 70 and older!  There were canes and walkers and hover ’rounds all over the damned place!
I was the youngest person there.
Well, except for this one guy who gave off a heavy serial killer vibe who never really looked at me but, rather, shot quick glances from under thick, black lashes.
I was given a brief tour by a lovely lady named Monica who, you could tell, was trying to find the best place to put my able hands to work.
When I told her that I was from New Orleans and had moved to Houston after Katrina, she exclaimed “GREAT, we’ll put you in African Studies.”
What – the – fuck.
You saying ‘coz I’m from New Orleans I have a certain familiarity with the blacks?  True, yes, but it don’t make it any less inappropriate.
While I wouldn’t say that I had fun, it was easy to see they need sturdy hands, a strong back and someone who is not afraid to get their hands dirty.
Well, you got it.
Next time though, next time I’ll take an allergy pill BEFOREHAND.  I walked in the door and immediately sneezed.
The second half of my Saturday was spent watching the Saints game (WHO DAT BITCHES!) while cleaning out our bedroom closet.
I gathered 8 bags/boxes of items that we then delivered to Goodwill.
Sunday, after delivering the bags/boxes to Goodwill, I cleaned the bathroom and linen closet.
With bleach.
So now I smell bleach with every breath and taste it with every swallow.
Powerful shit that there bleach and boy howdy it sure does the trick!
So kids … what did you do this weekend?
Surely nothing as fun as being “boooo”ed at Wal-Mart.
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Pretty? In the opinion of whom?

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beauty

It was almost 20 years ago when I was introduced to The Beauty Myth, by Naomi Wolf.  It was Stage 1 reconfiguration of what Hannah was then and what I have become today.

I must admit that I have digressed in some of my principles, noted by others like nephew Ian with the, “When did you start wearing makeup?”  You wanna know the day I started wearing make-up?  The day I noticed my Katrina wrinkles.

Then, of course, here comes the marketing team, talented at making me feel as ugly as a warthog caught under a tractor tire.  But at least we can see that it aint honest but, rather, it is a pile of bullshit designed and crafted to destroy my esteem base.

Then I think, this comes with age right? I never cared about this shit when I was a little kid.  Right?

I might not have cared but kids nowadays seem to.  A LOT.

I fear for my nieces.  DON’T BE LIKE AUNT HANNAH.  She makes bad choices and she listens to marketers more than she should and has low, low, low self esteem and tries to cover it with make up and hair dye and bright lip stick.

And I’m sorry.

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They named her Katrina.

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Thank you Louisiana Rose, a most wonderful mother-in-law.  Had you not forced us to evacuate … well, I can’t bring myself to think of it.

Now, if you’ll excuse me.

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