Silver Alerts. Or Elderly Alerts. Whatever you want to call it.
Houston is clustered with these sort of signs every 15 feet ‘coz there is traffic or an accident/obstruction or other such nonsense every 15 feet in Houston.
When you live in a city that is home to 6.4 million people, traffic and construction never, ever ceases. It merely moves around is all.
The signs are handy as hell but the Silver Alerts kinda bother me. And by “kinda”, I mean “A LOT”.
These people are grown-ups. They can go wherever the fuck they feel like going.
Right?
Obviously not.
Parents force their kids to do what THEY want and then the kids grow up and force the parents to do what THEY then want.
So parents of today, be nice to your kids for they will be the one choosing your retirement home and constant care needs. Or, should I say, NOT choosing your retirement home and constant care needs.
Those “elderly” people aren’t missing – they ran away.
From their badass kids.
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Patti says: 
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