I was tagged by Patti at Book Addict, who was tagged by Lea at Closetwriter, who was tagged by Ms.M at Moonlight to Twilight before her.
Those Gutter Girls started it with “we all have our favorite book boyfriends and now you have the chance to create one just for yourself and your fantasies!” How do you play? Fill out the quiz bellow, post a picture of sexy man and tag five (5) other book addicts to do the same. Don’t forget to pop to their blogs and let them know they have been tagged! Once tagged… you have do do the same, grab the button, answer the questions, and keep it rolling! But don’t forget the picture of your BOOYAH.
1- Hair color and style
Color/ Black.
Style/Morrissey.
The original Robert Pattinson.
Both of ‘em look like milk in a sausage sleeve.
Am I right or am I right?
2- Eye color and facial features
Black eyes, black lashes. Brow dark from shadow and fester.
Black eye from not taking no shit off’n nobody.
3- Height and body type
6′3″ minimum. Lean. Swimmer’s body. Smooth skin free of blemish, free of hair.
4- Visible age
28.
Old enough to not get blackout drunk on a Tuesday. Young enough to not hyperventilate nor need medical attention after a romp in the hypothetical hay. Old enough to not live with his parents. Young enough to call in sick – from the bar – at 4:30am – and not give a shit about the repercussions.
5- Bangability ie: kinky/bi/size
He IS kinky/
He IS bi/
[for the sack of the children, the deacon father-in-law and the family as a whole, I'll refrain from posting the pic I would LOVE to for fear of freaking them all right the fuck out]
His size IS/
6- Human or other
I know it is very cliche, very right now, very trendy but if he is to be my BOOYAH fantasy book boyfriend, then he is vampire. He walks with the starlit breeze and his fangs would slip into my flesh like warm butter.
7- Paranormal skills
He’d be my Jasper (Twilight).
He would feel my frustration, my impatience, my short-temperedness (which is, let’s be frank, all the time). He would IMMEDIATELY reach out to me. Petting and cooing me into a total and utter state of relaxation, one that even Somas cannot produce.
8- Interests
I want to see nothing but the back of dusty jeans on weekends. Thick neck shoved under the hood of a muscle car. POLISHING the valve covers, SANDING the cam, GREASING the shaft. Nothing but NOS, 4-barreled carbs and five-point restraints.
9- Habitat
A lair? Haha – I just had to say it!!!
In all seriousness, I don’t handle cold well. It would need to be someplace where the temperature never drops below 65°. Ever.
10- Special skills
*see soda can*
I tag:
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2- …
3- …
4- …
5- …
Hmmm, seems I got a pretty sad list there.
Unlike Book Addict Patti and the others who have participated in this endeavor, I have no adoring fans and people, as a whole, just plain ol’ don’t like me so I guess the buck kinda does stop here.
But man-o-man what a ride!!
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