When I was in the 3rd grade I won an award for some poetry plagiarism or another. It was the only thing I had ever won.
Until now.
Megan has awarded me Honest Scrap.

I got an award. *blush*
Well shucks.
There are strings attached, oh yes, there are stipulations.
Stipulation No. 1: I have to pay the Honest Scrap forward. I select Sleepless in New Orleans and (L)ife on the Ledge. I don’t follow many personal blogs as I hate people (although I have picked up a few recent pals, huh, Megan *wink*).
Stipulation No. 2: 10 fun facts about lil’ ol’me. Maybe fun is a strong word but 10 things I feel like revealing in list format.
1- I am not allowed to purchase string cheese in mass quantities. ‘Coz I will eat it all. Wait-wait-wait, I mean ALL of it. Same day. Whole bag.
2- I was run over by a Bookmobile.
3- I knew when I was 9 years old that I did not want children because even at 9 years old, I hated children. In 26 years, this has not changed.
4- When I was 18, I almost changed my name to Randi Jean. Am happy I didn’t do it.
5- I despise cold weather. When the weather is cold, the titanium in my body is cold. It hurts. A lot.
6- When I met my husband, I had blue hair.
7- When I was a youngster I had an unhealthy obsession with Kenny Rogers.
8- I grew up in a small town. Like there are more people living in my apartment complex than there are in Belhaven, North Carolina. I went from a town of 1,300 persons to a city of 6.4 million.
9- The first time I ever wore thong undies I was in the car accident referenced under item No. 2 above and they had to be cut from my body. I was mor-T-ified!
10- I enjoy vacuuming. Wait, that isn’t powerful enough. I LOVE VACUUMING! I even dream about it.