TauntSociety

Many things are considered when deciding which song to choose for Friday Funk.

This week’s contenders were strong, I’m not gonna lie.  Fierce, old school, fun even, damn near cheery for crying out loud.

But I had to go with DMX.  ‘Coz there aren’t many categories where DMX isn’t a strong contender.  That and I figured if I kept this Friday Funk thing up long enough and didn’t feature him he was agonna kick my ass one day.

**nervous laugh**

Heh, seriously though, any video that starts off with mofos doing wheelies, then into stoppies, I’m down with.  All through it is motorcycles, motorcycles and more motorcycles.  And the kinda motorcycles I like the best.

Then it proceeds into half dressed hotties pumping iron.  And not your average, everyday, run of the mill, workout at 24-hour fitness after enjoying a skinny dolce latte either.  No, these are more like “I got these muscels keeping a mother off me in the joint” men.  They also glisten.  I am a fan of all things that glisten.

Okay, and I gotta say that I just love his boys in the background.  They’re so cute with the bromances!

*cowers, don’t hit me*

Lastly, dey got dem pits brah!  Puppies gnawing on bike tires.  I wanna snuggle dem sweeties.

[My apologies that the lyrics don't match the video, all I can find is the radio version]

Ruff Riders’ Anthem

Somethin’ new

Stop, drop, shut ‘em down open up shop Oh, no
That’s how Ruff Ryders roll

Niggaz wanna try(what), niggaz wanna lie(what)
Then niggaz wonder why(what), niggaz wanna die (what)
All I know is pain(what) All I feel is rain (what)
How can I maintain(what), with mad shit on my brain(what)
I resort to violence(what), my niggaz move in silence(what)
Like you don’t know what are style is (what)
New York niggaz the wildest(what)
My niggaz is wit’ it (what)
You want it? come and get it (what)
Took it then we split it (what)
You fuckin’ right we did it (what)
What the fuck you gonna do (what)
when we run up on you (what)
fuckin’ wit’ the wrong crew (what)
don’t know what we goin’ thru (what)
I’ma have ta show niggaz (what)
how easily we blow niggaz (what)
When you find out there’s somemore niggas (what)
that’s runnin with your niggaz (what)
Nothin’ we can’t handle (what)
break it up and dismantle (what)
light it up like a candle (what)
just cause I can’t stand you (what)
Put my shit on tapes(what)
like you bussin’ grapes (what)
Think you holdin weight? (what)
Then you haven’t met the Apes (what)

(Chorus 2x)

Is ya’ll niggaz crazy? (what)
I’ll buss you and be swazy (what)
Stop actin’ like a baby, (what)
mind your business lady (what)
Nosy people get it too(what), when you see me spit at you (what)
you know I’m tryin’ ta get rid of you (what)
Yeah I know it’s pitiful (what)
That’s how niggaz get down (what)
Watch why niggaz spit round (what)
Make ya’ll niggaz kiss ground (what)
just for talkin’ shit clown (what)
Oh you think it’s funny (what)
then you don’t know me money (what)
It’s about to get ugly (what)
fuck it dog I’m hungry (what)
I guess you know what that mean (what)
come up off that green (what)
Five niggaz or a fiend (what)
don’t make it a murder scene (what)
Give a dog a bone (what)
leave a dog alone (what)
let a dog roam and he’ll find his way home (what)
Home of the brave, my home is a cage(what)
and yo I’ma slave til’ my home is a grave (what)
I’m a pull capers, it’s all about the papers(what)
Bitches talkin’ paper, then how they wanna rape us (what)

(Chorus 2x)

Look what you done started (uh)
Asked for it, you got it (what)
had it, should have shot it (what)
Now your dearly departed (what)
Get at me dog, (what)
did I rip shit (what)
with this one here I flip shit (what)
Niggaz know when I kick shit (what)
it’s gonna be some slick shit (what)
What was that look for (what)
when I walked in the door(what)
Oh you thought you was raw (what)
BOOM! Not anymore! (what)
Cause now you on the floor (what)
wishin you never saw (what)
me walk through that door, with that 4 4 (what)
Now it’s time for bed (what)
Two more to the head(what), got the floor red (what)
Yeah that nigga’s dead (what)
Another unsolved mystery, (what)
It’s goin’ down in history (what)
Niggaz ain’t never did shit to me (what)
Bitch ass niggaz can’t get to me (what)
Gots to make the move, (what)
got a point to prove (what)
Got a make’em grove(what), got’em all like ooh (what)
So to the next time(what), you hear this nigga rhyme (what)
try to keep your mind(what), on gettin pussy and crime (what)

(GUNFIRE!)

TALK IS CHEAP MUTHAFUCKA!

Somebody give this bitch a sammich please.

Here With Me

I didn’t hear you leave
I wonder how am I still here
And I don’t want to move a thing
It might change my memory

[Chorus:]
Oh I am what I am
I’ll do what I want
But I can’t hide
I won’t go
I won’t sleep
I can’t breathe
Until you’re resting here with me
I won’t leave
I can’t hide
I cannot be
Until you’re resting here with me

I don’t want to call my friends
They might wake me from this dream
And I can’t leave this bed
Risk forgetting all that’s been

[Chorus]