Written on Apr, 10, 2015 by in | Leave a comment

When I was younger I used to adore the Precious Moments figurines.  Small ceramic couples, all cream and, well, precious.  They had proclamations of “Love is …” inscribed on their pedestals.  And when I was younger I thought maybe, just maybe, that those statements were what true love really meant. I had absolutely no fucking idea what love was back …

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Written on Feb, 24, 2015 by in | Leave a comment

Remember when you were little and your mother would remind you that if you don’t have anything nice to say, you should probably shut your fucking piehole? That’s my excuse. Haven’t had much nice to say. Or maybe it’s that your filter thickens with age.  I don’t suffer from oral diarrhea near as much as I did when I started …

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Written on Mar, 30, 2012 by in | Leave a comment

As Santorum called Obama a nigga, I can rest a little easier now.  I don’t have to fear the tyranny he would rain down upon the citizens of this nation.  GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY UTERUS YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU. Sorry, I’m getting the look. I’m not getting started. I haven’t talked about work in awhile.  So we hire this chic …

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Written on Mar, 21, 2012 by in | 2 Comments.

Yeh, so, some kids throw a piece of concrete at Michael’s car Saturday night. Let me stop right here and say I’ve never been one for having the police come by the house.  If I’m not actively doing something illegal, I’m sure as fuck thinking about doing something illegal  However, when you are forced to file a police report for …

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Written on Mar, 15, 2012 by in | 1 Comment.

When you don’t post for 3+ months, what is there to say really?  Just avoid the topic, divert and move on. Entirely too much information combined with entirely too much free time to marinate in it all serves no one well. Did you know aloe plants bloom?  I didn’t.  The only aloe plant to survive the ice storms of 2010 …

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Written on Nov, 22, 2011 by in , , | 1 Comment.

If you know me, you know I love the library.  I’m totally at peace there. Yes, even with the creepy guy touching himself.  Yes, even with the sour smelling homeless. I like to walk around and see what title/cover calls to me.  Today a book spine spoke to me in a voice gritty with lust.  Pulled it from the shelf …

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Written on Nov, 22, 2011 by in | 1 Comment.

You ever move a full bucket?  Full of water, full of feed, full of whatever – you’re focusing on the wrong part of the story. You get about halfway to your destination and you feel a slight slip.  It’s heavy but you got it, you’re cool. Maybe you recognize the sweat covering your hands.  Maybe you don’t.  Matters not either …

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Written on Nov, 09, 2011 by in | Leave a comment

I pay $160 a month in tolls. I’ll give you all a moment to absorb the magnitude of that.  One hundred and sixty American dollars in a longstanding recession that borders on wash out your Ziploc bags and aluminum foil depression. The tollway has two lanes.  An EZ-tag lane, for me, the suckas paying $160 a month.  The other being …

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Written on Nov, 02, 2011 by in , | Leave a comment

First, let’s give out props mkay.  You like my new digs?  Parajunkee hooked me up and I just love it! Second, we had a great Halloween.  That is, until the racist neighbor made an appearance. He came over with his kid and his skank and immediately went into how he snatched his child from daycare, his 13 month old, because …

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Written on Sep, 06, 2011 by in , | 2 Comments.

True Blood!  tisk-tisk-tisk  I’m one more disappointing episode from turning my back.  Now, that’s not to say I won’t miss my beloved viking, my most sexy Eric Northman, but you have forced my hand True Blood.  The last few episodes have been complete fucking garbage and when Eric and Bill BOTH dropped to their knees for Sookie, all I could …

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