First, let’s give out props mkay.  You like my new digs?  Parajunkee hooked me up and I just love it!

Second, we had a great Halloween.  That is, until the racist neighbor made an appearance. He came over with his kid and his skank and immediately went into how he snatched his child from daycare, his 13 month old, because they taught both english and spanish.  “Why can’t they teach something else, anything else, like german?”

Now, I’ve never had a need to use german in real life, not a once.  Spanish though, spanish would have served me well three times just today.

Before I can pick my jaw from the ground, he takes off.  Thank you sweet baby jesus in the manger.

Except the fucker comes back an hour later, even more wasted.  I can judge, fuckin-a-right, coz I was drinking strong red wine.  Through a straw.  So I know about wasted and this mother here …

He teeters around, being an ass, then a few kids come up the drive, all smiles with the promise of scares and premo candy when the racist bastard made an ugly comment about their weight.  You are that ugly?  That empty?  That evil?  Bullying children?

Thank you for reminding them that things haven’t changed all that much and to be damned careful because the boogeyman … he does exist.