February 6th, 2010
Motion Picture Suggestion
Fuck Alice in Wonderland, gimme Strawberry Shortcake bondage any-ol-time.
February 5th, 2010
Friday Funk – Rick James
February 4th, 2010
The barometric pressure just dropped.
And you know how weeeeeeee be doing it, right.
Hurricane PARTAAAAAY.
During the black and gold superbowl you just gotta have a drinking game designed for those Saints fans who do how weeeeeeeeeeeee do it.
1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1
2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1
3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans , drink 1
4. Every time the words “tragedy”, “flood”, or “devastation” are used, drink 1
5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink 3
6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5
7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say “bringing the wood” drink for 5 seconds..
8.. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to the person next to you and say “I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman”
9. Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose he likes to do, drink 1
10. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer
11. Every time they say that “it’s destiny for the Saints to win” drink 1
12. If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor
13. If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football, drink 1
14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the City of New Orleans “deserve” a Superbowl victory, drink 1
15. Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are, drink 1
16. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink 2
17. If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in the first game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink 5 and remember that we are still a better football team with better fans.
18. Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell “BULLSHIT!”
19. Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink 1.
20.. Every time they show Archie Manning, drink 1, and mention how bad he sucked. If they show old footage of him on the Saints, drink 5. If they mention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for, drink 10.
21. Every time they show a saints fan yelling “Who dat!” Or a sign/shirt saying the same, drink 1.
22. If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink 1 and mention to someone how much better he is than Marvin Williams.
23. If they show former Mayor Ray Nagin, drink 5 and then punch someone in the face
Other Rules not involving the Saints:
1. Every time they show Eli Manning in the press box, drink 1
2. Every time Pierre Garcon is mentioned with Haiti , drink 1
3. If Brett Favre is mentioned for any reason, drink 1
February 2nd, 2010
Finally!
The gubment is doing something that actually makes sense!
Repealing the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” bullshit.
I know there are more than a few people who disapprove of President Obama and ALL his works but not me.
If he can pull this one thing through the door, I say his presidency will be worth it.
‘Coz let me be real clear when I say that if you are willing to catch a bullet to protect my freedom to spew bull malarkey like this without the fear of prosecution, I don’t care who you are fucking.
February 1st, 2010
I’m cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs – I mean googoo for Gaga.
I’ve never been much of a fan of the girlie pop stars.
Never liked Brittany.
She’s a whore, which is kinda nice, but if I am not to ever benefit from her whore-ish ways, then she is – well – worthless.
Never cared much for that Christina Aguilera girl.
Well, except for her HUGE fucking rack which I support with great vigor. ‘Coz ladies and gentlemen, those tits were made especially for motor-boating!
I don’t know how the Gaga got past the front gate. All Jehovah’s Witnesses, pop stars and solicitors are to be stopped and searched. Their drugs seized and enjoyed by me personally.
Somehow Lady Gaga weaseled her way into my heart and now I can’t shake her.
I first fell in love with her for hosting Alexander Skarsgard in her Paparazzi video.
‘Coz Alexander Skarsgard is HAWT.
Damn HAWT.
And for the love of all that is holy, how could you NOT appreciate … this gloriousness? She’s so insecure she cuts herself.
And we all know how much fun insecure girls are!!
I don’t know whether I should spank her or bite her or what but I know I LOVE that tingly feeling I get when I think about her POKEr face.
Hey, speaking of all that is holy and poking and tingly feelings, these fucks are at it again.
I have never been afraid of anything more than I am of the parishioners worshiping at the Westboro Baptist Church.
Really, all the hate they spew – I hope the god they speak of mightily disapproves.
* I apologize for any oopsies but I just worked a full week within a full week and I’m fucking tired so deal with it.
